Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I understand

I understand the need to make an awful lot of money. It's probably the most important thing in the world to sell lots of things to people so that you can buy lots of things so that people will like you because you buy and sell lots of things. So I probably shouldn't even think twice about this. But the people making and selling Indiana Jones toys have gone ahead and sold a version of Indy with the Ark of the Covenant. I dunno... That's just weird. It reminds me of the building-transformer in that Tom Hanks movie, "Big." I wonder what happens if you open it? Does your face melt off? And if not, will it have the tablets of the ten commandments in it? Will it have a mercy seat and Aaron's rod and a jar of mannah? How confusing would that be to a kid? When I get a toy I want some knives and guns to come with it, not a bunch of useless religious crap. ANyway...

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